Diwrnod/ Noson y Llyfr 2016: Cystadleuaeth Limrig

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Dathlodd Gwasanaethau Gwybodaeth Noson y Llyfr ar 23 Ebrill yn Llyfrgelloedd Hugh Owen, Thomas Parry a'r Gwyddorau Ffisegol gyda chystadleuaeth limrig hynod llwyddiannus. Roedd cacennau ar gael am ddim ar ein stondinau i bawb a oedd yn cymryd rhan, a beirniadwyd yr limrigau gan aelodau staff GG, Simon French ac Ywain Tomos.

Am fwy o wybodaeth ar Noson y Llyfr, ewch i: http://www.worldbooknight.org/

Diolch yn fawr iawn i bawb a gymrodd ran yn ein dathliadau Noson y Llyfr eleni. Cawsom lawer o geisiadau, ac roeddem wrth ein bodd gyda’r safon, dyfeisgarwch, a’r hiwmor.

 

 

 

 

A'r enillwyr yw ...

 LimrigLimerick

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Ar lefel E welais hen ysbryd

Yn sibrwd yn dawel a chysglyd

‘Pan dechreuais I ‘sgwennu,

Ro’n I’n ifanc ac yn heini,

Ond rwan dwi’n ddwy fil a chrynllyd’!

(Catherine Jones)

Today, though for years all alone

I’ve languished, unread and unknown,

I feel joy more profound

Than the day I was bound,

Because I have gone out on loan!

(Dominic Newman)

 

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Un diwrnod yn Llyfrgell Hugh Owen

Daeth gwylan i chwilio am gacen.

Ymosododd ar Mair

Ond gwylltiodd hi’n daer.

A’i lorio efo copi o’r Ddolen!

(Nia Ellis)

There once was a library called Hugh

Whose flaws were surprisingly few

Its books were accessible

Its staff were incredible

But the best bit of all was the view

(Suzy Shipman)

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Pob ffenest Hugh Owen yn pefrio,

Fel ddiemwntau  llachar yn sgleinio,

Mae’r golygfa yn hyfryd,

O! Aber! mor ddelfryd!

Ond mae’r traethawd yn hwyr a rwy’n crio!

(Catherine Jones)

A librarian is a strange creature

But a permanent, irreplaceable feature

They provide us with books

And knowledgeable looks

When we ask them for info on Nietzsche

(Ellie Downes)

 

There is a nice town by the sea
Where student and scholars study
You can grab a book
And have a good look
In the peace and quiet of the Library
There once was a man who cried
While reading ‘Jekyll and Hyde’
He felt the emotion
Of Hyde’s inner commotion
And the demon he had trapped inside.
There was a Young lady called Monica
Who dealt with problems from Konica
Her colleague Christine
Is very pristine
But you wouldn’t want them to shout at ya!
There’s many a Library in Wales
That hold some peculiar tales
With sirens and trolls
Inhabiting scrolls
And dragons with glistering scales
There once was a student in Hugh Owen
It was 2am; his pace was slowing
Too focused on reading
Through his essay, he’s speeding
In exhaustion, he is wallowing.
There was a system called Talis
That lecturers thought full of malice
Until one got the gist
Submitted a list
And recieved new books in excelsis.
I wanted a cookery book
But didn’t know where to look
I had not a clue
So I looked up the Dew(ey)
And now I can go home and cook
There once was a girl in a Library
Whose study options were binary
Faced with computer or book
She pulled out a hook
And crocheted her night away solitary.
This must be some kind of mistake
This notice of free lovely cake
To offer this deal
So clearly surreal
When i am not there to partake!
There was a rich Welshman called Hugh
Who had some investments to do
He said ‘you know what’s fab-ah?
That Uni in Aber’
And the rest is history to you.
All come together to Hugh Owen
Where the Library shelves are glowing
With books from a thousand courses
A huge variety of sources
To make you all being all seeing all knowing.
There once was a Young student
Who thought it was rather prudent,
To wash away his troubles
With a glas full of bubbles
Oh what a mistake he had made.
Revision is stressing me out
My brain is about to blackout
But I took out a book
Had a quick look
And my worries are gone without doubt.
Tu mewn i lyfrgell Hugh Owen
Mae cyfoeth o lyfrau di-ri
Tawel y myfyria’r
Myfyrwyr glew galluog
Tan i’r lifft ganu ei gri
There was a Young man in IT
Who was knownto be quite flighty
He helped at the Library
Accepted new bribery
And hoped one day to be mighty.
There once was a student from Reading
Who wanted to find some bedding
He went to Level E
And fel quite sleepy
And in to dream land he was heading.
I Hugh Owen mi af yn y p’nawn
Dyw a wyr faint o sbort a cawn
Mae’r staff i gyd yn grêt
Mae nhw’n galw fi’n mêt
Mae’r nodweddau sydd ganddyn’t yn dda iawn!
There once was a student at Aber
In the Library he did like to blabber
But one day reading his book
The celing it shook
And the student he ended up flatter.
I traded this limerick for a cup cake
And am struggling for intelectual uptake
Inspiration was dead
I took acid instead
But please mister rabbit wait.
Cael benthyg ugain llyfr yn bril,
Meddai Owen wrth basio’r til,
Ond mae’n rhaid i mi holi,
Gai ferfa neu droli,
Isymud ‘y neunydd ymchwil.
There was a student doing his walk
But his duties were easy to shirk
Here comes a distraction
To prevent taking action
So he wrote this with a large smirk.
There once was a girl from a book
Who fell from the charming book crook
He read through the night
And try as she might
He would still be that charming book crook.
A silver lake and green grass
A mirror of the purest glass
Long I’ll wait there
Stand long and stare
The memes were as as dank as they say
We repeat them day after day
Though they were often told
They decline to get old
And thus, the dankest we stay.
There was a Library in Kent
Owned by a fellow named Brent
Every single shelf
Bearing liquor called “Tehlf”
If only he knew what “Library” meant.
There was a librarian who
Saw cake sitting shint and new!
In Exchange for a poem
To take the cake home
She knew what she needed to do
Up the stairs Library staff like to run
Health and safety said ‘sop having fun’
You are working too fast
And it’s good to come last
Wear this hat and a pad on you bum!
There once was a Young librarian
Who argued with the resident antiquarian
She wanted a look
At a very rare book
But he was unreasonable and totalitarian
A silver lake and green grass
A morrior of the purest glass
Long i’ll wait there
Stand long and stare
For clear skies and stars that pass.
The Hugh Owen is a wonderful place
With facilities from out of space
I came here all innocent
But now I am dilligent
And I must say the staff are full of grace.
I used to read until I was bored dead
But was cultured when I read
From Dickens to Shakespeare
And literature I fear
At night asleep in my head.
Mae darllen yn wir yn anfarwol!
Meddai Meri bron feddwl yn farddol,
Ond daeth lawr y Prif Wylan,
(Yr hen llwynog sy’n hedfan)
A chipiodd ei llyfr, diafol!
There was an old man called Sir Hugh,
Who gave all his books to the zoo,
He said “I am glad,
I’m a generous lad,
And that chimp’s reading Chaucer it’s true!”
There once was a student called Ed,
Who’d rather spend mornings in bed,
Asleep on a trolley,
He felt rather jolly,
Till a heavy book fell on his head.
The view from the laundry is smashing,
Said the student while reading from Lessing,
She waved to a seagull,
Who gave her a beak-full,
And stole her books, thesis and washing!
Penderfynwyd gan llyfrgell Huw,
Cael Robot â ‘mennydd fel Duw,
Ond dywedodd y robot,
“Rwy moyn fod yn debot,
Ac am lyfrau does gen i ddim cliw!”
Ar Ddiwrnod y Limrig Hugh Owen,
Daeth miloedd i gael blas o gacen,
Ond ar ôl bwyta gormod
O ddanteithion nefod
Roeddynt sâl a gwyn fel y ddalen!
Pob ffenest Hugh Owen yn pefrio,
Fel ddiemwntau llachar yn sgleinio,
Mae’r golygfa yn hyfryd,
O! Aber! mor ddelfryd!
Ond mae’r traethawd yn hwyr a rwy’n crio!